Out upon a midnight clearly, while I pondered with steak and kidney,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I plodded, nearly sodden, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently skipping, skipping down the streets of Ardoris

I stood agaze, bemused and betwixt, unable to comprehend the sight before mine eyes. But there it was, larger than life and dare I say brighter than the sun. The form was both familiar and foreign. I believe  I saw the figure of one who has taken up arms against many a foe and made them regret their foolhardy decision to engage in a duel. But alas, this new armor has me at a disadvantage. While I agree it would strike the appropriate level of distraction and confusion in thine enemies, I disagree that it affords the needed protection, at least not the proper protection against the slings of arrows of outrageous ranged attack.

It is nary an outfit I would recommend, and neither is the occupant one I would engage in direct combat, for as I see it, there is no winner in such a contest. And should the competition resort to melee in the dirt, innocence could be lost. 

I fear I lack the appropriate words to describe the scene upon my countenance.

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What to my wondering eyes should appear, but a PvP Player all decked in high heels

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Don’t look away my good man, you know it’s hypnotic!
When do we throw some coins? I’m not sure of the order of things.

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Roxanne!! You don’t have to put on the red light!

More brilliant musings about my adventures in New Britannia

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