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Curse you Portalarium and all your extremely festive and decorative add-on store items!
Published April 29, 2016 | By PeteWi the Disoriented
Just when I thought I had finished handing over sacks of cash to Portalarium, they turn around and make even extravagant furniture. I look this morning to find there is a new Wooden Display Table, a new Dark Maple Coffee Table, a Wooden Four Poster Canopy Bed and of course, the Wheel of Pain. How am I supposed to say no to the Wheel of Pain, especially when there is a sassy vixen dressed in a bodice showcasing the item? Very mean Portalarium. Very mean indeed.
Is there any chance that if I add a few coins I can hire said maiden to supervise the running of the Wheel of Pain?
You win, take the money.
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