One moment here, what do you mean money can’t buy happiness? My dear fellow, that is pure rot. If you ask no questions about the origin of the coins, we shall visit my favorite tavern and rid you of this misconception.

If that doesn’t convince you, I also know a festive after hours establishment that will change your mind. However, we must do something about your garments. This burlap sack of yours, while utilitarian, will raise eyebrows in the wrong way.

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