Holy Halmar’s Teeth! It’s real! It really does exist! It’s not just the stuff of mandrake induced hallucinations!

It’s a fiery beast belched from the halitosis infected mouth of the Underworld! It’s come to seek retribution and roast us for all our terrible transgressions of the past! Fetch a stick! Bring me my sword! Make haste with a bucket of water!

Alley, this is no time for lemons!

You’ll never take me alive you scaly spawn of Hades!!

More brilliant musings about my adventures in New Britannia

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