Holy Halmar’s Teeth! It’s real! It really does exist! It’s not just the stuff of mandrake induced hallucinations!
It’s a fiery beast belched from the halitosis infected mouth of the Underworld! It’s come to seek retribution and roast us for all our terrible transgressions of the past! Fetch a stick! Bring me my sword! Make haste with a bucket of water!
Alley, this is no time for lemons!
You’ll never take me alive you scaly spawn of Hades!!
More brilliant musings about my adventures in New Britannia
- Is there no end to this blight?
- The good people of Jaanaford put Alley on trial for being a witch
- Defeating the Dark Archlapin of Death and Destruction
- I might be a little stuck
- Out of the Sewers and into the South Celestial Wetlands for a Pig Pickin and Fishing Holiday
- Travels to the underground city of Raven’s Head
- Order is restored, new music, the lay of the land has changed and a Sword in the Stone for Shroud of the Avatar Release 12
- Bring forth the flaming sword of smiting and devastation!
- An ill wind blew in Braemar
- The face of pure evil reveals itself