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Huzzah! This is it! I found it! The cash cow all the other adventurers have been talking about! I finally found it! And it’s all mine! I’ll be rich! I’ll be infamous! I’ll be able to squander endless sacks of coins on useless trinkets from all over the realm!

Or at least it will be mine once I sneak it out of town, under the cover of darkness, away from these peasants.

Now, let me see. How does a cash cow work? Is there something I need to lift? Or twist? Or perhaps something to push? Are these horns part of the magic?

Which end do the coins come out?

 

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