A word of caution from health and safety

Published February 9, 2019 | By PeteWi the Disoriented

You know Windy, a quack healer tried to warn me that eating red meat was bad for me. I didn’t want to come across as layman medical practitioner, but I had to correct him on his ignorance.

But I know from personal experience, and a near death one it was, that it’s the fuzzy, green meat that will seclude you in the privy, screaming for mercy all day long. You think with all his training, he would know that.

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