Bah humbug my dear burlap sack clad fellow! Why would I want to turn lead into gold? That is merely a cheap conjurers trick, like the snake oil that cheap merchant was trying to pawn off on us. Everyone knows snakes don’t produce an oil. They produce a scathing and seizure inducing venom that I would as soon rather forget!
Nay, nay! We are here to witness something far more grand. The real magic lies in the mysterious and ancient art of turning gold into ale. Come, let us go inside and I will show you how a real alchemist works.
More brilliant musings about my adventures in New Britannia
- Time for a musical interlude
- Pen of the Avatar with Stephen Daniele – 6/25/13 3PM CDT
- The Grand Tour of Release 11
- Looking for a Challenge? Myrcello and The Caverns have something that might interest you
- Turn Around is Fair Poison
- Sigil of Magic, Collector’s Coin, Crafting Stations
- Harvesting Resources and Earning a few Coins in Shroud of the Avatar Release 14
- Things ToDo in Shroud of the Avatar Release 13
- Get Ready for Shroud of the Avatar Release 15 – With a Huge Content Update!
- Fireproof Pants from the Braemar Combat Testing Facility