Bah humbug my dear burlap sack clad fellow! Why would I want to turn lead into gold? That is merely a cheap conjurers trick, like the snake oil that cheap merchant was trying to pawn off on us. Everyone knows snakes don’t produce an oil. They produce a scathing and seizure inducing venom that I would as soon rather forget!

Nay, nay! We are here to witness something far more grand. The real magic lies in the mysterious and ancient art of turning gold into ale. Come, let us go inside and I will show you how a real alchemist works.

More brilliant musings about my adventures in New Britannia

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