There’s always a catch, and I’m not referring to the fishing. One of the reasons I chose this camping getaway location was for it’s reputation of having a sincere pumpkin patch. Turns out that is nothing more than lies, deceit and marketing propaganda. We’re surrounded my minions of Pumpkinhead! And he ran scared months ago!


Let that be a lesson to you and your gourdy confederates! I may be on holiday, but I will take time out to roast your seeds over an open fire if there is a call for it!

More brilliant musings about my adventures in New Britannia

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