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Beat the hell out of a skeleton and looted 8 coins. One step closer to world supremacy!

Now I see why the rates are so cheap…

Published February 13, 2019 | By PeteWi the Disoriented

There’s always a catch, and I’m not referring to the fishing. One of the reasons I chose this camping getaway location was for it’s reputation of having a sincere pumpkin patch. Turns out that is nothing more than lies, deceit and marketing propaganda. We’re surrounded my minions of Pumpkinhead! And he ran scared months ago!

Let that be a lesson to you and your gourdy confederates! I may be on holiday, but I will take time out to roast your seeds over an open fire if there is a call for it!

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My suspicions confirmed (2)
- PeteWi the Disoriented: I think the question answers itself, more is better than enough 🙂
- Alley: why are you going round gathering ale when you’ve been brewing whiskey for the last year?
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