Windy, what the deuce goes on here?
Where did that befuddled traveler go?
Shouldn’t there be some sort of wagon in distress? Perhaps a shepherdess looking for her lost flock?
What manner of filthy pumpkin husbandry goes on in this fetid glade?
Holy Halmar’s Teeth what is that coming straight at us?
You’re absolutely right Windy, shoot first, ask questions later! That’s a good stratagem!
Away I say, you pumpkin-headed spawn of devilry! Your reign of terror ends today with a wicked shot right to the babassu!
Oh the humanity! Fear not my little darling. With just a few snips of my trusty sickle, we’ll have you out of this horrible place once and for all. My pumpkin devotees will welcome you with open arms. Not arms per se. More of a prickly, viney, hug if you will.
More brilliant musings about my adventures in New Britannia
- The Sincere pumpkin patch springs anew
- I can’t condone this sort of thing
- Now I see why the rates are so cheap…
- Xavara, I have you now
- A minor setback
- Pumpkinhead rises out of the not so sincere pumpkin patch
- The all new Sword of Smiting and it’s twin the Sword of Stabby Stabby
- Time to work on my cardio
- I’ve got big gourds!
- What manner of conveyance is this I see before me?
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