A pirate ship! A real pirate ship! This is so very exciting! I shall sneak aboard using my well practiced powers of stealth, and plunder their plunder with reckless abandon. Show me your booty rapscallions of the high seas!


Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho


Doubloons! Ducats! Denarius! Goblets! Casks of ale! There might even be some pink hearts, yellow moons, and blue diamonds tucked away in here! The mind boggles at my newly found wealth and how I shall carry all of this back with me. I’m fairly sure bribing the crew with their own ill gotten gains is considered bad form.

*Shipwrecked Haunted Pirate Galleon by Dexter Steele

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