Elad, are you there?

Published February 20, 2019 | By PeteWi the Disoriented

I say Elad, could I trouble you to open a window or perhaps reveal a secret door that might allow me to reenter the lighthouse? I leaned a touch too far over the balcony and now find myself in a spot of bother. It’s a lovely view, but perilously high.

If you haven’t got a spare door, perhaps you could lower a bit of rope?

Lucky for you Elad, I have the finger and toe strength of a titan!

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All that glitters is not seaworthy (4)
- PeteWi the Disoriented: Roast beef plant??? Yes please! Nom nom nom! Very well. I see that Iris can indeed be a fitting name. Although, the Necrotic Iris was a pretty solid choice as well. Carry on!
- Alley: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Iris_foetidissima
- PeteWi the Disoriented: Iris? Oh wait. I see what you are doing. Following the pirate method for naming. I get it now. That would make it The Dirty Iris. Or The Festering Iris. Perhaps The Malignant Iris. Even more sinister, The Necrotic...
- Alley: …i’m just gonna call her Iris, okay?
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