We can safely conclude that this was no boating accident.


What we can conclude is that this poor wretch is perhaps the worst captain in all the realm. He crashed his vessel against an obvious shoreline and drowned in mere inches of water right next to his own campfire and bedroll that could have been used as a flotation device. Many crimes were committed here, the most egregious being insipid stupidity.

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