Crikey McGillicutty, how can these pirates be such philistines? Their reckless mixing of red and white wine varietals borders on sacrilege and upsets my sensibilities. Not to mention their swilling of 25 year old whiskey like it was gut rot from Kingsport is shocking. I have also discovered they have no palette or appreciation for fine cheese. What sort of barbarian melts aged cheese and pours it atop beef? And over my good candelabras no less! Savages!
However, they have shown some culinary sense and are taken with the savory breads and delicate pastries that Alley has produced in her bakery. Who knew that pirates would have such a penchant for twisted bread rolls?
But, their gold coins shine as good as any other. Despite their social graces, or lack thereof, it has become clear that where there are pirates, there is booty. Where there is booty, there is the opportunity for trade. And the unsophisticated rapscallions have agreed to engage in some brisk trade with a man who doesn’t ask too many question.
Since I have never been accused of such, we have struck a festive trade agreement. For the use of the tavern and some storage facilities I am not liberty to discuss, I will take ownership of some coins from under the table. This practice seems unnecessary to me, as coins should be placed on top of the table so they can be counted and don’t get lost in the cracks of the floorboards. But, the pirates have their own system of business and I won’t let such arcane rituals stand in the way of making a few coins.
Working quickly, Alley has established an import export emporium near the tavern dock so we may expedite our trade under the cover of darkness, which is how pirates prefer to operate. They are quick and nimble under the cloak of night. They are far less daunting by candlelight I must admit, so this is a good practice.
To commence our business dealings, we have taken possession of several fine casks of ale, plenty of nondescript burlap sacks full of goodies, and many unmarked crates which shall be stored in an undisclosed location for an undisclosed amount of time. Apparently I will get “the signal” when they are ready to reclaim their goods.
I ponder the feasibility of these lax attitudes. But, they have been engaged in such endeavors for longer than I, so I shall continue with my mantra, and ask no questions.
Worthy of note, the pirates have commissioned a robust shipment of Alley’s delectable baked goods for their return voyage. Before long we might even engage the lads in high tea.
Well done my good man. You stand guard and make sure none abscond with any of these unknown goods from an unknown origin.
And yes, I do agree, using the longboat to navigate through town is a fine idea. I fully realize Iris was not made for these waters.
More brilliant musings about my adventures in New Britannia
- An altruist monk says what?
- Stinging Tree Hollow – Established Friday, October 13, 493
- The Dirty Scoundrel
- House Tour with Lord British, Home Décor with Alley, Home Invasion with Blake
- Mysterious Rug Cartel in Owl’s Head
- A field of bananas and wheat? Perfection!
- The Legend of The Pickled Spinster Inn – Part I
- I believe I have a mandrake problem
- All that glitters is not seaworthy
- Alley Oop opens The Spiral Hedge Restaurant in HighIron
The latest Shroud of the Avatar update has some very exciting news. Not only do we get to see the new Crafting Sigil, but the SotA team has turned all the Sigils into t-shirts we can order. If you recall there is Magic, Crafting and Combat. Not only do the Sigils give a hint as to the skills required to master the process, but now you can show off your skills or totally geek out when playing the game. I’m not sure which way my allegiance will run, but I think I might get the Combat shirt.
And not to be outdone, there is a second Shroud of the Avatar Collector’s Coin. The first coin, designed by the SotA team with the help of Frank Baxley (Sir Frank) and Joseph Toscholog (Vitralis/Rustic Dragon), is available only to the Kickstarter backers, however there is now a second coin that is available to all. The designs are very similar and both look exceptionally cool. And let’s not forget that the font used comes to us from Dame Lori. This is quite literally a group endeavor with the SotA community putting a lot of time and effort into it. It’s hard to resist not adding the coin to the cart as I’m deciding on which shirt.
There is also another sneak peek at the backstory for Shroud of the Avatar. Last week we had a very exciting lead in to New Britannia and this week there is another festive morsel to snack on. Your arrival in New Britannia has been foretold. After four long centuries one shall come from beyond the circles of the sundered moon…. This sounds very cool!
In other news we have both the Lord of the Manor in-game house and then the real Lords of the Manor as they got to visit with Lord British at Britannia Manor in New York. Lord British showed off several photos and the event looks spectacular. If you check out the photos you will see some impressive costumes, some impressive food, a lot of hijinks and the serving of an excellent bottle of port. Wow, that Lord British guy knows how to entertain. By the way, the Lord of the Manor home is freaking huge!!!
Finally, we have the winners of the Unity Scene Jam. For this round, the goal was to create catacombs (a personal favorite of mine). Jump over to the SotA website to see the entries and the winners. I’m not going to give away the ending. 🙂
Update of the Avatar – 10/18/13: Lord of the Manor Home, Crafting Sigil, Story Sneak Peek #2, Avatar Outfits, Basements, Scene Jam Results, & More!
More brilliant musings about my adventures in New Britannia
- Sigil of Magic, Collector’s Coin, Crafting Stations
- Founder Homes and the Female Avatar
- Looking for news of Shroud of the Avatar from E3?
- Wondering about the SotA story? Progress has been made! Dev Hangout for 4/30 will feature Tracy Hickman and Richard Garriott talking about the story
- New Updates – Combat Sigil, Story Sneak Peek and Housing
- It’s a mad, mad, mad Land Rush for the kick off of Shroud of the Avatar Release 14!
- Dev Hangout 4-12-2013 – And the Winners Are??
- Hangout of the Avatar ~ 8.5.13
- Stephen Daniele with Markee Dragon
- Blocks of the Avatar: A MINECRAFT server